Morning
Morning.
Morning
Buenos días!
I'm Oribe Yasuna!
I'm more or less in high school.
This is Sonya-chan, who's apparently an assassin.
Good morning!
Oh, Yasuna.
Would you remember already?
Hang on, you have something on your shoulder.
Learning Ability: Zero
Kill Me Baby
Kill Me Baby!
UTW & Mazui Present
Kill Me Baby!
doushita no wasa wasa
What's up? ¿Qué pasa? ¿Qué pasa?
Kill Me Baby!
nandemo naamin
Absolutely Naamin
Kill Me Baby!
yarunara camo camo
Let's do it! Come on! Come on!
Kill Me Baby!
nandato don!
What'd you say?! Boom!
itsumo one side dakedo so right
Always on one side, but that's why it's so right
konbi ni doujinai haraise de toiki da
The pair ain't so good, for stress it's a long sigh
tachi sugite girigiri tomo sureba
Stand too close friend then
piroshiki matoi dewa ouchi nakayoshi
Pirozhki cover then family together
koboresuki kimi mizo ochi
A leak your stomach
porishi!
Policy!
Kill Me Baby!
asobou yo wasa wasa
Let's play! ¿Qué pasa? ¿Qué pasa?
Kill Me Baby!
damatte naamin
Quiet, Naamin
Kill Me Baby!
doushitemo camo camo
Please! Come on! Come on!
Kill Me Baby!
urusai don!
Shut up! Bang!
itsumo oorai dakedo so die!
It's always all right, but that's why you have to die
kougina best friend nagashime de dotsukuna!
Really best friends; don't punch me while staring like that!
Kill Me Baby!
kondo ha wasa wasa
Now then ¿Qué pasa? ¿Qué pasa?
Kill Me Baby!
nan dayo naamin
What now, Naamin?
Kill Me Baby!
mada mada camo camo
Still going! Come on! Come on!
Kill Me Baby!
don!
Boom!
Break Time
Break time.
Hey, Sonya-chan, teach me some more cool moves!
You're still on about that?
My moves aren't really for self-defense, you know.
I know.
They're assassination moves, not martial arts.
Do you want to kill someone?
Not really. I just want to be prepared if anything happens.
Truth is, I just want to learn her moves so I can counter them next time.
Anyway, I hope you can teach me well—
No way.
So fast?!
Besides, what do I get from teaching you?
By doing this good deed for me, your sins in this world shall be forgiven.
Who the heck do you think you are?!
Don't show them to me!
I want you to teach them to me!
C'mon. I'll treat you to something later.
No thanks.
Then I shall pledge my loyalty to you.
You're not even being serious.
Just teach me something!
You're so persistent.
I'll stop if you teach me.
If not, I'll just ask you again tomorrow.
And again the next day.
From morning till night, I'll ask!
Wow, you're annoying.
No helping it.
All right. I'll teach you a special move.
Keep it a secret.
You roll across the ground and tackle your opponent.
Strong!
Strong!!
Strong!
This one's called the Super Rolling Crush.
Strong!!
Strong!
Strong!!
Strong!
Amazing! Please show me it right away!
No way. What am I, stupid?
That's mean! So I'm stupid?!
I'm just kidding.
The real special move uses a different method of rolling.
My legs!!
My legs!
The low altitude rolling break.
My legs!!
My legs!
My legs!!
My legs!
That sounds really strong!
My legs!!
My legs!
The perfect move for someone as naive as you.
You tricked me twice!
I think it fits for someone who doesn't understand until things are explained.
Teach me something real!
You're such a pain.
How about playing dead?
Bears!
That's the wrong method for dealing with a bear!
I heard that you're supposed move back slowly while maintaining eye contact.
Crap! I almost forgot what I was asking her!
Can you at least teach me how to get out of a headlock?
How to get out...?
Yeah.
Just so you know,
once you're in a headlock, you're not supposed to be able to get out.
That's why you gotta keep moving so your enemy can't use them.
I see...
But biting your enemy to make your escape is another option.
I see!
Let's practice it now!
No way.
Why would I want to be bitten by you?
If you don't, then I'll start biting!
H-Huh?
Where do I bite in this situation?!
How about your tongue?
Ah! I got it!
I've seen in manga that you can escape by tickling them.
All right! Bring it on!
Damn it! Damn it!
Damn it! What do I do?
Damn it!
Lunchtime
Lunchtime.
I bought some nunchucks by mail order!
I wanted them after seeing this movie.
She let that stuff get to her head again?
So, here you go!
What?
Use 'em.
Use them yourself.
But I wanna see you swing them around and hit yourself.
All right, I don't mind.
But my form is perfect.
See?
You should've hit yourself!
Sonya-chan, you have no idea how to use these!
This is how you do it!
Please use them like that...
You're an idiot.
On the subject of nunchucks...
Today, I made a nunchuck lunch!
How are these related?
Actually, it's just sushi rolls.
I think they came out good.
Try one, Sonya-chan!
Here.
Gotcha!
Those are the nunchucks!
Sucks to be you!
Huh?!
Do you want them back?
I'm sorry.
Guess there's no helping it.
Here.
Thanks!
Dummy!
Idiot!
The crows took it!
You're a pro and yet you let it happen twice!
So lame!
You're annoying!
You're not getting away!
Awesome!
Since it's after school, let's go to the crepe shop in the big park on our way home!
Like high school girls would!
Even though you forced me along.
Now, now.
These are supposed to be really good.
Anyway,
we're not lost, are we?
Well, you see, this forest is a shortcut to the park...
We're finally out.
I'm exhausted.
Hey, look! There it is!
Welcome.
Okonomiyaki
What would you like, Missy?
I hear adding sauce to your crepe is all the rage!
If this is the wrong place, I'll kill you.
The crepe shop was nearby.
Crepes
Takoyaki
The crepe shop was nearby.
I'm gonna go buy a drink.
Premium Coffee
What should I get...?
"A bear has escaped from the local zoo."
"There's a chance that it is still lurking in the woods."
I just had a really bad feeling...
Like some idiot somewhere just set up a flag.
Sonya-chan will be so scared once I tell her!
Sonya-chan!
There's supposedly a—
—bear!!
How'd you know? I didn't finish.
She's playing dead while standing up
You idiot! Hurry up and run!
You said yourself that was the wrong way to deal with them!
The bear is really...!
Calm down!
It's coming towards me for some reason.
I got it!
He's reacting to your crepe.
I see!
It's honey-flavored!
Just toss that—
All right! Now it's gone!
You idiot!
You were supposed to throw it to the bear and run while you had the chance!
The crepe's delicious!
Shut up!!
Do something, Sonya-chan!
You know about killing tigers and bears, don't you?!
Those are just martial art names!
I have no other choice...
She ran away!
What do I do? What do I do?!
It seems that you're in quite the predicament.
Is that you, Agiri-san?
If I help you, will you treat me to a crepe?
Yes! I will!
I am at your service, then.
Huh?
Radio
Bamboo-shaped Spear
Would you like to purchase this Earth ninjutsu set?
No thanks! Just hurry, please!
All right, then.
Ninja technique: The Disappearing Bear.
This technique is the same as what you see on TV to make airplanes and buildings disappear.
That doesn't sound like a ninja technique at all, but please do it!
I will now hide the bear off in the distance.
One, two, three...!
And now we remove the cloth.
See? The bear is gone.
It's gotten even closer!
Huuuh?
I thought it would wander off while it was hidden.
Oopsie.
It wasn't even a magic trick?!
I'll have to use a special technique for such a foe.
Fire jutsu.
I'll just buy the crepe myself.
This seems a bit too difficult.
Please don't be ninja-like only when you need to escape!
Sonya-chan!
Come down and fight it!
I hate animals!
Hey, stop that!
Help me!
H-Hey! Get out of here!
Commemoration photo.
Don't let it get to your head.
The bear was then returned to the zoo
The bear was then returned to the zoo.
One day
One day.
When you get hit with a paper fan, it makes a loud noise,
but it doesn't really hurt.
So I thought....
Here. This is for you.
What's this?
No way! How do you not know what a paper fan is?!
So lame!
What's with you, giving this to me?
N-No, that's not what I meant!
Sonya-chan is really bad with dogs!
I can use that when she gets mad at me!
Paw!
Kill
me
Baby
That's annoying.
If you hold your breath for a while, it'll go away.
Really?
I can't hold my breath for that long.
Ah, jeez!
You give up too easily.
See? They went away.
Huh? What's wrong?
A bee!
Sonya-chan, look!
ESP!
Stop with the jokes and get rid of it!
Are you troubled by the disposal of a bee?
Agiri-san!
I'll use my ninjutsu and do something about it.
Yay!
Please watch.
Ninja technique: Disappearing Bee.
One, two...
And just like that, the bee is gone.
You're right!
And mysteriously,
it found its way into your clothing.
It's actually still here.
Get rid of it!
Take care!
Don't come back again!
By the way...
would you like to purchase some ninja goods?
Again?
Five-colored rice.
You place them on the ground and write out a coded message.
What human would have a use for that in this day and age?
I don't know a thing about codes, either.
Don't worry.
Help
See? You can use them like that.
Help
That's not a code!
Help
Don't you have anything more practical?
Then...
How about this water jutsu set?
That's just as useless!
And it's the same scam as before!
Are you not satisfied?
No, I'm not.
This is my most valued one.
It's a secret ninja tool that will help you get rich fast.
It's just a lottery ticket, but I'll take it.
Neighborhood Association
Loss
Loss.
And again, after school
And again, after school.
Watch out!
You should've just dodged it!
I thought it would stop!
If that were me, I would've easily dodged—
My bad!
A balloon.
Do you want to get it back?
Yeah.
Go get it.
What do you mean, "Go get it"?
You offered to help, so follow it through.
Meanie!
The balloon's gonna shrink anyway, so who cares!
Hey now.
All right, I'll use this!
Wasn't that obvious?
I-I'm sorry.
I'll buy you a new one.
It's fine. That wasn't mine, anyway.
I was just watching it.
Well, whatever.
You sure?
Let's play for a bit!
Why?
We're already here, so we should play your favorite game!
And what is that?
Tag.
I don't like that game!
But you're always chasing me.
Because you're always pissing me off!
Not because I like it!
Oh, is that so?
Let's play hide-and-seek, then.
When I find you, consider yourself dead.
Don't worry!
I'm good at hiding, so you'll never find me.
I always get left behind because they can't find me.
I'll count to ten, so go hide!
One! Two! Three!
This sucks, so... ten!
Are you going to count properly or not?
Oh... you're still here?
I messed up my counting!
Liar.
Or do you really not know how to count?
No way.
If you want to play, do it seriously.
I'm sorry, I'll do it properly.
One! Two! Three! Four! Five!
All right, I'll go home.
She's a waste of time.
Onee-chan!
You're the girl from earlier?
You dropped your toy.
Catch!
Stop! Don't throw it!
I thought it was a tossing game.
It can be tossed, but it's not a game.
Enough, just give it back.
Nooooo!
It's dangerous.
Hey, don't scream like that!
It'll be bad if anyone saw.
Will you play with me, then?
Ten!
All right, I counted to ten this time!
Now, where could she be?
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
Run!
What the hell was that for?!
You demon! Targeting such a little girl?!
No, we were just playing tag, for some reason.
Oh. Is that right?
Huh?
What about our game of hide-and-seek?
We'll play that later.
Sheesh! I was playing hide-and-seek with her first!
Let's play together, then.
Sure.
All right, we're going to hide!
Don't go deciding that.
Rock, paper...
Yay! You're it!
Yay! Yay!
All right, go hide!
Three... Four...
Sheesh. Why am I doing this...?
Why aren't you hiding?
It's late, so I'm going to go home.
Oh.
Be careful on your way home.
Bye-bye!
I guess I'll go home, too.
Bottles Cans
Damn!
It feels like I've been left alone...
Of Nunchucks, Bears, and Balloons.
arashi ga sugita ato ni
Now that the storm has passed
arashi ga sugita ato ni
Now that the storm has passed
kataru ni mo ochiteiku
It's time to confess
kataru ni mo ochiteiku
It's time to confess
memai wo furihodoite
I shake away my vertigo,
memai wo furihodoite
I shake away my vertigo,
ichi ni san de odori dasu
And with a one, two, three, I dance
ichi ni san de odori dasu
And with a one, two, three, I dance
shi go roku demo odori dasu
Even with a four, five, or six, I dance
shi go roku demo odori dasu
Even with a four, five, or six, I dance
itsu made futari de iru no kana
How long will we stay friends?
itsu made futari de iru no kana
How long will we stay friends?
oishiku dekitara itadakimasu
If you make it worthwhile, we'll see
oishiku dekitara itadakimasu
If you make it worthwhile, we'll see
shiranai mama demo ii no kana
Is it okay if I don't know?
shiranai mama demo ii no kana
Is it okay if I don't know?
hontou no kimochi ha himitsu da yo
My true feelings are a secret
hontou no kimochi ha himitsu da yo
My true feelings are a secret
himitsu da yo
A secret
himitsu da yo
A secret
suki yo anata ga
I love you,
suki yo anata ga
I love you,
koroshitai hodo
So much so that I want to kill you
koroshitai hodo
So much so that I want to kill you
doko made futari de iru no kana
How far will we make it as friends?
doko made futari de iru no kana
How far will we make it as friends?
monomane sukiru ga mijuku na no
I'm pretty bad at impersonations
monomane sukiru ga mijuku na no
I'm pretty bad at impersonations
tanoshii jikan ga ii no kana
Is it really okay to be having fun?
tanoshii jikan ga ii no kana
Is it really okay to be having fun?
hontou no kimochi ha himitsu da yo
My true feelings are a secret
hontou no kimochi ha himitsu da yo
My true feelings are a secret
himitsu da yo
A secret
himitsu da yo
A secret
Next time
A danger is avoided, but another danger appears.
The third born child is a son.
Bending and throwing spoons,
the sea hare clutches at straws.
The double tooth's mystery is set in light,
so narrow their wisdom in a fight.
Will the sky weep or will the Earth cry?
Love ceases in the stillness of the night.
Next time, on Kill me Baby.
Kill number three.
Of Esper's Curse, Rainy Days, and Sumo
Of Esper's Curse, Rainy Days, and Sumo.
Now, what will you do, Oribe Yasuna?